Blast from the past

PERL stands for “Practical Extraction and Report Language” and is a UNIX scripting language that can take over the internet (as well as the world) in the hands of a master. Pearls are the white pretty things that come from seafood and women like to wear them. Usually. When I wrote about the “Beijing PERL [...]

Beijing – take 3

I managed to eat a bowl of soup today and not be looking at it again 20 minutes later. Thats quite an improvement over the last 48 hours. I’m definitely still weak and not up to par, but hey – I’ll take it over being intimate with a Chinese toilet any day.

uhhh…Wo bing le!

“Wo bing le” is a way of saying “I am sick” in Chinese. Actually, considering that in the last 24 hours I have maintained a fever, puked 11x and had the distinct pleasure of shatting myself twice (yes, sexy I know)…sick might be an understatement. This is the biggest festival of pain my stomach has [...]

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