Egypt in a nutshell
Because so many people are asking me about my trip, here is a fun facts worksheet of the experience.
Number of weeks spent in country: 4
Number of scuba dives attempted: 4
Favorite place in Egypt: Dahab on the Sinai Peninsula
Least favorite place in Egypt: Cairo
Number of dogs seen hit by vehicles: 1
Number of people seen hit by vehicles: 2
Number of times almost arrested: 2 (please dont ask)
Longest local bus ride: 11 hours from Dahab to Cairo
Number of times almost injured diving: 2
Number of my ears that work properly after the diving: 1
Number of times almost killed crossing the street: 34
Average price paid for a meal: $2
Average price paid for accomodations: From $2 (Luxor) to $35 (Sharm al Sheik)
Cost of flight from London to Sharm: $200
Number of real Egyptian friends made: 2
Number of shisha pipes smoked 8 places
Number of backpacker friends made: 5
Number of guys that spit when they looked at my passport: 4
Favorite monument: Valley of the Kings in Luxor
Most exotic food tried: Pigeon (no, it doesnt taste like chicken)
Number of times slept on the beach: 0 (as opposed to many in Thailand)
Number of new scars earned: 2
Number of times with food poisoning: 0 (as opposed to 2 in Southeast Asia)
Number of times I wanted to strangle a tout: Too many to remember!
Number of pyramids visited: 3
Biggest regret: Not making it to Mount Sinai
Most happy moment: Getting my taken daybag and camera back on the ferry to Sharm
Most sad moment: Telling my friends goodbye on the road before getting on the bus
Number of times I had to bribe someone in a uniform: 2
Number of 4 foot tall Shishah pipes brought back to America: 1
Number of times I had to belly dance on stage in front of an audience: 1
Number of days spent with a severe infection on my hand: 21
Chance that I will return to Egypt one day at least for the diving: 100%
ok, Im going to stop there. This thing is starting to feel like one of those MySpace surveys.
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Almost arrested? I’m asking, you retarded American stump. How dare you represent us in an ill fashion by exposing our uninformed and ignorant ways! I’m asking!
this is the coolest dumbest facts about egypt ever thanks bye!!!!!!!!!