Well, the finalists for the Anthony Bourdain show have been announced….and not surprisingly, my video is not among them. [sniff sniff]

I knew the instant that I pushed the upload button on my sample video that i might as well have been mailing them a dead rat. I did have the right idea though, 3 out of the 4 videos demonstrate a personal knowledge of Bourdain by taking the piss out of people that he doesn’t like…namely Rachel Ray and/or his grasshopper eating nemesis, Andrew Zimmern.

Also 50% of the finalists are hyper guys from New York, home of Anthony and the show. I’m not “bah-dah-bing” [fingers pointing rudely] enough to hang with that.