Mar
29
2007

Home sweet and silent home

Acapulco was an awesome experience, and I’m sure it will reverberate through my life in one form or the other for years to come.

As much as I enjoyed the 22 days of indescribable noise, debauchery, and never-ending parties, I am happy to come back to a place of sanity. As I lay on my bed, I keep thinking, it doesn’t seem real to be home. This has to be some sort of daydream. I keep waiting on some frat boys to start a chant while one of their comrades hangs upside down with beer pouring out of his nose, or some other equally intelligent alternative. But it never comes. In fact, I haven’t seen one person passed out face down in a puddle of last night’s Corona since I’ve been home! I went to the mall today and the women were wearing clothes, not just brightly colored pieces of string - strange.

(Read more…)


Mar
28
2007

Printed! (sort of)

Why in the hell would someone send me a box of 10 Kentucky Living magazines? I pondered for a minute after opening the mysterious package that came in this afternoon.

Ohhhhhh! (ding)

I entered a writing contest for Kentucky Living magazine a few months ago, and like most, never heard back. Apparently something had come of it and I missed the memo. I thumbed through the pages as fast as my fingers could grab them, until I got to page 42 where there is a picture of your’s truly holding the trout that I caught in Alaska last July. My story was published around it in part, and there was a box on the next page explaining why - I was a runner up.

Damn!

The winners were an old retired couple that drove their Goldwing across 29 states. It may have been their last great adventure together of that caliber so I don’t feel too bad. Per the editors, there were 84 entries, so at least I was more interesting than 80 other writers.

Still, close only counts in hand grenades and this was a tease that will be good for me and make me try that much harder. Unfortunately I can’t throw a copy of the magazine across the counter to pay for my next meal. So, no prize money to follow in a separate envelope, but I guess a picture, my name, and most of my story will have to suffice for now. There will be more in the future!

Here’s a mention of the article:
http://www.kentuckyliving.com/article.asp?articleid=1927&issueid=288

If you want to check it out, its Kentucky Living magazine, April 2007, page 42.


Posted in travel | Tags: , , ,
Mar
20
2007

SEX on Spring Break

There, now that I have your attention, I can tell you the truth about Spring Break.

When I tell people that I just spent over three weeks in Acapulco partying (and working a little) for Spring Break, I get a look that would make a porn star blush. The girls that I tell seem to keep their notions to themselves, or might raise a single eyebrow James Bond style at me. The men, on the other hand, usually begin drooling at my feet and start digging for details.

(Read more…)


vagabonding   © Vagabonding Life